2004 Free Agents

If there's anyone who knows and understands senior
slow pitch it's our GM, George Masters. Our mandate has always
been to bring about playing time for senior slow pitch "wannabe's"
and to induce the rare really gifted and deserving ones to sign
with the Marauder's. It may well be that our ultimate and lasting
tyranny is our gift to the Marauder young in training camps around
the globe who we intend to instill with the kindly yet harsh indoctrination
of the fabled MSPC's winning attitude. It's all about the love
of the game, baby.
We're hoping our senior slow pitch comrades and fellow sweeties
in unoccupied softball complexes around the world are taking a
well earned relaxing winter away from ball while we seek out more
FREE AGENT COMRADES. Our search is never ending. Learn how we
huddle in the trenches with our sled dogs and hand out phone numbers
of Free Agents along with sometimes nasty Photos of our opposing
teams foxy companions who may well be partying it up at a spontaneous
candlelit Canajun bonspeil this winter.
Sound exciting so far?
Please note that the submission area is undergoing reconstruction
and will be available soon.
FREE AGENTS REPORT
Marauder Short Stop & second base-man, B-Rod announces he
plans to abandon his acting aspirations and will join the campaign
for MSPC as Director Of Approved MSPC Free Agent Review. He will
also head a commission dedicated to the eradication of all things
sucky -- an extensive list including Country Music, boring sitcoms
and children under the age of 5 in a dugout.
We remind coaches and players to be wary of accidentally disclosing
classified information. One never knows when a sneaky opponent
may be pretending he's a Free Agent to infiltrate our teams, so
keep those top secret scouting report documents to yourselves!
In the event that an opponent, (or foolish foreign slow pitch
power allied with the opposing team) might obtain important scouting
information, please contact your branch of the MSPC and
rat out the Evil Fiendetty:

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